stop what you’re doing and adore me
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff
CRAWLING BACK TO YOU *goes to the fridge*
there are some fandoms that are too crazy even for me tbh
do you think i have a death wish
msg me if u want hints
stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u
Paul McCartney’s grandfather appreciation post
who’s that little old man?
"Well, it’s true! I put my heart in your hands!"
"And it was GROSS, Tony! God.”
i wish i was a boy instead of a girl they dont have periods and they dont get as many unwelcome sexual comments as girls do
boys have to deal with girls on their periods
shove a cactus in your anus buddy
i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
he totally nailed this role, just sayin’
[leans against the wall flirtatiously] [leans too far] [falls over]